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10. Hi, I'm Kris Jamieson would you like to see my Ding Dong.
9. I noticed that you girls are into Stupid Cap Construction, would you like
to hear more?
8. Why are pretty girls like you ignoring a industry player like me?
7. Hey, why don't you girls come back to my place so I can show you my forward
lean socks.
6. I was wondering if you'd like to put on some Gortex and take shower with
me?
5. Pardon me, but is that carbon fiber you're wearing?
4. Want to see my Torque fork?
3. You ladies drive me Board Wild.
2. You know, you'd look great strapped into my board humper.
1. Excuse me, are you ladies 1/4 twenty compatible. |
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