October 11, 2000

14#1 Pipe Down Now that the Hype Up has been moved to the front of the magazine so an ad can be sold next to it, it�s left a huge hole in Yellow Sno. Instead of filling the page with something like a rainbow, we came up with this column to help keep people in check, sort of like the Hype Up�s archenemy. Instead of profiling a person who is extremely talented and underrated, each month we will profile an athlete who, well, just needs to chill.

Name: Max Jenke
Age: 21
Sponsors: Random, Northwave, Iris, Dub, Drop, The Boardroom TransWorld Office M.O.: Comes in hot. Always smells nice. Claims his yet-to-be-captured-on-film skills, a lot. Constantly hypes his "Wildcat" status.
Overheard saying: "I bust and I still can jump gaps like that" in response to an editor implying that if he held back from fornication as long as Jason Murphy did, he�d be able jump gaps like the massive one Murphy does in Destroyer.