"Women who barely speak English are a lot more attractive."�Danny Kass, from his trip to Norway and the Arctic Challenge.

"Even if there were asses out there to kiss, I wouldn�t kiss �em."�Jon Kramer, on finding a new board sponsor.

"It increases my odds; I�m preapproved."�J2�s explanation for sporting a fake wedding ring at the bars.

"Let me tell you one thing about my ass: it�s all bark and no bite."�Associate Editor Cody Dresser, on his gas.

"Snowblades are a good time."�Jesse Huffman, feeling good.

"As soon as I�m standing up straight � kicked in the nuts."� Associate Editor Joel Muzzey, on his life and times.

"All of a sudden Mammoth is a drunk town."�Gabe Taylor, lamenting over his former hometown after last season�s influx of East Coasters.

"You need to start doing quotes."�Mikey LeBlanc, brilliant.

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