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Millennium Sickness By Nathan Yant November 2, 1999
All this talk about the millennium has got me sick. Who cares about what happened in the last thousand yearswe werent alive for but a bit of it. The recent past is what you should be concerned about. Was it Bob Marley who said something about the future and the past? I dont knowI aint no hippie. Anyway, heres a brief recap of the trends, the riders, and the events of the 90s. Take notes of the super shitty ones, cause history has a way of repeating itself. Nathan Yant P.S. Dave and I racked our brains for hours coming up with these memorable moments. Our opinions do not directly reflect those of TransWorld or i ts employeesalthough the world would be a brighter place if they did.
Things We Bet Youll See Again Hard boots for freestylin Baggy pants Terry Kidwell Mambo socks Pro hos Swallowtails
Things We Wish Would Just Go Away Snowboarding with ski poles Snowlerblades Liftlines Bitter, washed-up editors Mute stiffies
The Most Influential People And Events Of The 90S Farmer, Nate Cole, Jamie Lynn, Terje, and Peter Line New Kids On the Twock, Whiskey, and Sexual Chocolate Forward lean The Pipe Dragon The death and rebirth of jibbing Boozy and The Green Cowboy
Who Would Have Guessed That Palmer would grace the cover of USA Today as "The Worlds Greatest Athlete" Damian and Brandy Sanders would break up Your dad would ask you to teach him how to snowboard Farmer wouldnt be on a major record label Snowboarding would be an Olympic sport Ranquet would still have a pro model
Good Riddence To Riding the park on a powder day Baseless bindings and cut-down noses Pros wearing Hot Chillys Cant plates Fresh And Tasty magazine. Whoops! Someones bringing that one back
What Well Miss Most About The 90s Sorrels with ski-boot liners Neonat least therere the Forum bindings Asymetrical boards The Op Pro Checker Pig snowboards Blunt magazine
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