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Dr. Ruth Is Misinformed
3/11/99
By Aaron Checkwood

Tom Sims asked Dr. Ruth to explain why torsion, flex, and sidecut are important in both snowboards and sex.

Dr. Ruth Westheimer believes that skiers and snowboarders make better lovers because of the way they "wiggle their butts." In her keynote speech at the beginning of the show, Dr. Ruth spoke on such subjects as trying new positions and engaging sex in a fun way, even using onion rings.

She feels people under the age of 40 should snowboard, and people over the age of 70 should ski. In an exclusive one-question interview afterward, Cup Of Joe asked: who makes better lovers, snowboarders or skiers? Dr. Ruth believes it's skiers because she's a skier herself. However, "Snowboarders are coming up."

Hmm, just what did she mean by that?

 

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