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Snowboarders Suck, and I'm Not
Jealous
by Susanna
Howe
(February 7, 1997)
SOL Poll:
Do you
think some sponsored riders don't realize how good they really
have it?
I went to pick up a pro snowboarder from the airport yesterday. I'm staying
at his house in Seattle. He just blew out his knee and will most likely miss
a good portion of the season, including the Grand Prix Olympic qualifiers.
Although he's really sweet and handling it well, I'm staying on his couch
so I can tell it's a big blow. I've heard about a handful of pros getting
injured this week. From what I gather, these pros have to go up to do early
season photo shoots for their sponsors' catalogues. Very often, they are
on next year's equipment, which isn't actually finished yet. So a rider has
to ride on whatever board the sponsor's factory had around onto which they
could sublimate the new graphics. Furthermore, this rider may not have ridden
since last Spring. I have heard much about this lately. Many feel these riders
are getting pushed too hard, so early in the season.
But wait a minute. Aren't we talking about professional athletes here? Perhaps
it's not the pro snowboarders I should be feeling sorry for. I was in a van
with a couple of pros and a team manager today, headed for Steven's Pass.
I brought up this inhumane early-season treatment of snowboarders and got
hoots and hollers back about how spoiled most pros are. Pro snowboarders
can snowboard year-round. Some choose not to. A lot of pros actually hate
snowboarding. They only snowboard when there's either a panel of judges or
a camera in front of them, and even then they whine about it. Even if they
go to Hood, I was told, they only go to "make an appearance" for the media.
Then I remembered a conversation I had with Jeff Brushie a few months ago.
I asked him why he was in Las Vegas buying records when he could be at sunny
Mt. Hood, riding the pipe and he said that he refuses to ride in the summer,
and has for the last few years. He goes up to Hood for a week each summer
just to get some coverage and his sponsor is pacified. The rest of the time
he does what he wants. He told me this in a very 'if they don't like it they
can fuck off' manner and I was in awe of his rock star power. And maybe sometimes
the sponsor can get more coverage and therefore mileage out of a crazy
personality than out of superior riding ability. This rock star, livin' large,
'I don't have to train, it's a natural gift' attitude seems to make some
pros even more sought after. Ah, the psychology of fame.
I'm not saying the Brush is one of these brats. I wouldn't really know. I
do know that he's a legend though, so takes him out of this category anyway.
The aforementioned team manager also told me about one of his riders who
wants a raise. He's getting a lot of coverage in the magazines and is really
popular, but he's not as good as others on his team. Should he get a raise?
How do you measure the value of a rider? By how much he's advancing the sport
of snowboarding or by how many boards he sells for the company? In many sports,
the answers to these two would be the same, but snowboarding has become so
media-driven that the most progressive rider might not be the most popular.
In fact, the most progressive rider might not even be sponsored, but I guess
that's another can of worms. So this team manager was vacillating about this
rider. Should he get a raise just because he gets a lot of press? He worried
that the rider wasn't good enough. That he had an obligation to the riders
who work really hard and push themselves and the sport, either by risking
their lives in Alaska or training all summer at camp. "If he had been at
Hood all summer rather than hanging out with his girlfriend, I might feel
differently right now," he said.
A friend of mine just called and I casually mentioned what I was writing
about here. She went off, saying that she was just in her sponsor's office
and one of the more celebrated riders walked in. The team manager told this
pro that he needed to go to Japan to ride and talk up his pro model. The
rider refused, saying that he went to Japan last year and hated it. There
was nothing to eat and the pipes sucked. "And they just take it," she concluded.
"People just lap it up. Pro snowboarders suck. They get paid to snowboard
and they hate snowboarding. What idiots. They should all blow their knees
out." I just sighed. Ah, the psychology of fame.
Circe's Revenge:
Circe Wallace Responds to Susanna Howe
Snowboarding:
Art or Sport? (1-10-97)
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