Horseshoe Valley Resort
Submitted By: Joesef Stalin

Overall impression of the riding: Bad pipe, worse park, shit lifts. There's no reason to be here during the day unless Louis and Blue are closed, if you ride at night you may as well ride here. Park/Pipe builders need physics classes and pipe dragon lessons.
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 1
Lift Service: 2
Mountain Personnel: 2
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 3
Halfpipe: 2
Snowboard Park: 1
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: The small hill over by the hotels.
Best Lift: The Quad
Local Shop: Pro Shop
Restaurant: Go West Grill
Hangout: Mt. St. Louis
Place To Stay: Anywhere but here.

Information Submitted By:
Name: Joesef Stalin
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 16
Sex: O
Hometown: Orillia
Years Riding: 7
Favorite Resort: Anywhere /w pow.