Overall impression of the riding: this is the greatest mountain on earth... all the people there are so wonderful... the many beautiful women will go as far as to take you in the woods and give you the best blowjob of your life... i believe all anyone needs is a good bj... and if you cant get one of them get a rim job they feel awsome... ohh yeah and for all those reading this i had sex with your moms
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: pam- she is hot as hell and gives awsome rim jobs
Best Lift: i forget the name but it takes you to pams house
Local Shop: bj's are us- GOOD BJS IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
Restaurant: SEX CITY- these girls will tie your dick in a knot
Hangout: pams house- wicked fun
Place To Stay: pams house- actually it is kind of a whore house
Information Submitted By:
Name: sir
E-Mail Address: fucksalot
Age: 15
Sex: M
Hometown: narragansette
Years Riding: 2
Favorite Resort: pams house