Brighton Sucks Cock
Submitted By: Joe Shmoe

Overall impression of the riding: I think that anyone who likes to ride at brighton is a fag. I'm sorry but it's true your mountain sucks. Please stay at your shitty flat mountain so you don't plow down mine.
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 1
Lift Service: 1
Mountain Personnel: 1
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 1
Halfpipe: 1
Snowboard Park: 1
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: In my pocket
Best Lift: Wherever the pro ho's arent
Local Shop: Bottom Line
Restaurant: anywhere the pro ho's arent
Hangout: same
Place To Stay: same

Information Submitted By:
Name: Joe Shmoe
E-Mail Address: fuck you
Age: 23
Sex: M
Hometown: The Bird
Years Riding: 6
Favorite Resort: The Bird