A1!! --YOUR MOM
Submitted By: YOUR DAD

Overall impression of the riding: WOW!!!WHAT GREAT ROLLERS!!WATCH OUT THO....THERE ARE SOME NASTY CREVASES.YOU CAN RIDE THESE HILLS FOR DAYS AT A TIME!!!MY PIPE FIT IN PERFECTLY AT YOUR MOMS RESORT!! A+!
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: GET HER COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER>>>FRESHLY GROOMED
Best Lift: MY ERECTION
Local Shop: YOUR MOMS DRESSER
Restaurant: HER TAWT
Hangout: ITS ALL GOOD...STAY INSIDE TO AVOID BAD CONDITIONS
Place To Stay: IN THE NICE WARM LODGE

Information Submitted By:
Name: YOUR DAD
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 17
Sex: M
Hometown: Your Hose
Years Riding: 69
Favorite Resort: your moms room