1 Very fat black Whoa-Man
Submitted By: Brave Man

Overall impression of the riding: You see this was no ordinary fatass black bitch she was mean and very very nasty. A big fat sticky snatch waited for me at the bottom of her huge multiple rollers that were at the base of her monster mountians. And he butt nearly swollowed me whole.
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 4
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 1
Halfpipe: 1
Snowboard Park: 3
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: Stick it between her fourth and fith belly roll
Best Lift: her hand
Local Shop: The Sticky Box
Restaurant: The Back Door Buffet
Hangout: The Pallet Place
Place To Stay: Hopefully on top

Information Submitted By:
Name: Brave Man
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 56
Sex: M
Hometown: Truckee, CA
Years Riding: 13
Favorite Resort: Yo Momma Fat Ass