Overall impression of the riding: Amazing as there are no stupid AMericans there. why are you all such thick dimwitted fucks?'
'party on dude'on some other inane one liner that makes up for the fact that you can't think for yourselves.
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: After powder
Best Lift: the one to my hotel room
Local Shop: Porn 'r' us
Restaurant: McGonads
Hangout: Monkeys hang from trees you twats!
Place To Stay: Anywhere but america - land of teh free but stupid
Information Submitted By:
Name: I hate americans
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 30
Sex: M
Hometown: Manchester
Years Riding: 18
Favorite Resort: Val disesre