PATS PEAK
Submitted By: GEORGE

Overall impression of the riding: THIS PLACE IS THE FLY SHIT. THERE ARE SOME SICK RIDERS AND THIER PIPE AND PARK ARE HUGE. BERTIE HOLLAND HAS A CAMEL TOE. PPC
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 4
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 3
Halfpipe: 3
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: BERTIES CAMEL TOE
Best Lift: MY BONER
Local Shop: SNOWBOARD JONES
Restaurant: BERTIES ASS (i like to toss her salad)
Hangout: BERTIES CLEAVAGE
Place To Stay: FAT MATTS SHIT HOLE

Information Submitted By:
Name: GEORGE
E-Mail Address: LICK A CARIBOU'S ASS
Age: 18
Sex: O
Hometown: NH
Years Riding: 45
Favorite Resort: PATS MOTHA FUCKIN PEAK