Pat's Peak
Submitted By: Adolf Oliver Nipples

Overall impression of the riding: The mountain has the most backcountry in the East. It's mad dope yall. If you get caught poaching, they bring you out back and sodomize you with Bertie's ski poles. Be careful!!!! PPC
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 4
Mountain Personnel: 1
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 1
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: Chris' ex-wife
Best Lift: Watching Bertie change
Local Shop: Snowboard Jones
Restaurant: The toilet in the Chalet
Hangout: Greg Baier's big gay strip club
Place To Stay: Fat Matt's poor shitdump

Information Submitted By:
Name: Adolf Oliver Nipples
E-Mail Address: www.stroke my cock.com
Age: 18
Sex: M
Hometown: NH, "BC" represent
Years Riding: 34
Favorite Resort: Pat's Peak