Pat's Peak
Submitted By: Skippy Lionheart

Overall impression of the riding: This place is where it's at in the east. Fuck Killington, Fuck Sunday River, Fuck Sugarloaf. Pat's has got the most Pow in the east, 24 hours a day. (And if you ask nicely, Neil just might stick you from behind with a lubed up Dude-Cumber.)
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: Fat Matts big Bellly
Best Lift: The High Speed Super Quad
Local Shop: SBJ
Restaurant: Berties Legs
Hangout: ATC
Place To Stay: The luxoriouse Chalet

Information Submitted By:
Name: Skippy Lionheart
E-Mail Address: Lionheart@bla .com
Age: 20
Sex: O
Hometown: Manch Vegas
Years Riding: 10
Favorite Resort: Pat's Peak