Overall impression of the riding: Pat's doubles as a gay porn film maker at night. So after a long day of riding, you can sit right down on a big black dong for the camera. oooooohhhhh weeeeeee!! And get paid for it!! Big BLack Cock and sweet snowboarding else could you ask for.
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: Jamal's big black cock
Best Lift: Steve's load on my back
Local Shop: Joes Dildos
Restaurant: A Fat load of CUM
Hangout: Between a gay man's thighs
Place To Stay: (same as above)
Information Submitted By:
Name: Scooter Flannigan
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 19
Sex: M
Hometown: Henniker
Years Riding: 7
Favorite Resort: Pat's Peak