Fernie Alpine Resort
Submitted By: Jordan Peterson

Overall impression of the riding: The best resort on the planet!!!! The only downfall is the new owner, he is a fucking COCKSUCKER. He is trying to turn it into the next Whistler and is pissing the locals (and me) off.
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 1
Snowboard Park: 3
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: bunny hill
Best Lift: Elk Triple
Local Shop: Seven Eleven
Restaurant: Mama's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic
Hangout: Corner of Main Street and 5th
Place To Stay: The roach motel

Information Submitted By:
Name: Jordan Peterson
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 18
Sex: M
Hometown: High River
Years Riding: 6
Favorite Resort: Fernie