Overall impression of the riding: Best nut suckin park in the world. Ever since the superpark came to muthafuckin' townnnn, westridge has become a log of cat shit! so buy yer superpark pass cuz it's the shiiiiizzziiiiiiiittttttt!
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 3
Lift Service: 4
Mountain Personnel: 4
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 2
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: in the two sacks hangin in me shorts
Best Lift: Jo mama's thighs when they squeeze me between them
Local Shop: Yo snatch!
Restaurant: in jo mama's underpants
Hangout: see above
Place To Stay: see above
Information Submitted By:
Name: BEN DOVER
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 26
Sex: O
Hometown: Jo Mama's Hills, California
Years Riding: 1
Favorite Resort: The hills on jo mama's chest.