Overall impression of the riding: yo we are the 5 locals who ride D.L's mom every night. her ass is soft and cushy she gives a good ride trust us. the terrain is huge and perky too the backside is moley but feels good. Best part the lift ticket is only a nickel(Cdn cash so americans can ride for a cent) out.
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 1
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: the cave of pleasure
Best Lift: phat pussy quad
Local Shop: XXX house of pleasur (D.L's house)
Restaurant: stank pussy pit
Hangout: anywhere ya like
Place To Stay: in between baby
Information Submitted By:
Name: Justin, luke , brian ,ben ,nick
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 15
Sex: M
Hometown: edmonton
Years Riding: 12
Favorite Resort: dorighn ladoceur's mom's backside