{{your moms beaver}}
Submitted By: Mark Skid

Overall impression of the riding: Well, Your Mom's Beaver had some very unpleasant riding conditions. But who ever said hittin' the skins with someone's mom was easy? Not me. The ride usually lasted about 20 - 30 miniutes, then it kinda get's a little slushy. Well, she sure does like steaming hot mangravy!! Overall, Your Moms Beaver was quite sucky.
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 1
Lift Service: 1
Mountain Personnel: 1
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 1
Halfpipe: 1
Snowboard Park: 1
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: I wouldn't exactly call Your Mom's Beaver a SECRET
Best Lift: The Slippery Slot Express
Local Shop: 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
Restaurant: between her legs
Hangout: nope, i usually bail right afterwards
Place To Stay: hell no! I never stay.

Information Submitted By:
Name: Mark Skid
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 69
Sex: O
Hometown: Oceanside, CA (ghetto)
Years Riding: 69
Favorite Resort: last resort