- My Backyard -
Submitted By: Pat Hillmann

Overall impression of the riding: My backyard is a great place to snowboard. Besides the fact that their are no hills beside the staircase from my living it still has always been able to satisfy many people's need to board. There is not much to say for the snow since my dog's hot piss melt most of it, but this year there was surprisingly few dog shit piles. And the only Half pipe was the Weed Bowl that my friend Dave Najirian dropped on the concrete last summer. The best part is that you will be almost the only snowboader there, the lift consist of a small black boy who lifts to the top of the stairs, tipping not customary...
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 3
Lift Service: 4
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 2
Snowboard Park: 3
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: underneath my book shelf in my bathroom
Best Lift: Leon accidentily brushed up against my cock once
Local Shop: Maxwell Street Market on Canal
Restaurant: SuperDawg or TBK
Hangout: Griff's Back Porch or The Canopy
Place To Stay: anywhere but in my room, I suggest the bathroom

Information Submitted By:
Name: Pat Hillmann
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 18
Sex: M
Hometown: Chicago
Years Riding: 8
Favorite Resort: Winter Park, Colorado or Lake Tahoe