RATTLE SNAKE POINT
Submitted By: DICK NECK PANTERA BALLS

Overall impression of the riding: the super spines are the rad boss shit. This place gets an average snow fall of 10 meters of fresh pow pow an hour.The park has some of the raddest death gaps with a sick spiked 2000 foot rad air busting table top.Its gotta be the stellarest ill rad bomb neck.
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: A GOOD QUATER POUND OF SESS KIMO CRONIC HYDRO WEED
Best Lift: TRIPPLE DIPPED DRAGGONS
Local Shop: A SLOPPY COCK MOP
Restaurant: YOUR MOMMA SLOPPY PUSS
Hangout: JOHN BQ IS THE IS THE ILL COMUNICATION.
Place To Stay: SUPER DICK NECK PANTERA LIP EASY AND SLEASY MOTEL.

Information Submitted By:
Name: DICK NECK PANTERA BALLS
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 20
Sex: O
Hometown: SHITHOLE ONTARIO
Years Riding: 69
Favorite Resort: BIGGER SHITHOLE