planet m.f.
Submitted By: Brandon "Branstonian" Wallis

Overall impression of the riding: the terrain sucked! But there wa this chick with huge knockers! nothin special though!!!
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 1
Lift Service: 1
Mountain Personnel: 1
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 1
Halfpipe: 1
Snowboard Park: 1
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: They have a bathroom.
Best Lift: upskirt
Local Shop: they only sell chapstick
Restaurant: it sucked!
Hangout: the bar
Place To Stay: go home!

Information Submitted By:
Name: Brandon "Branstonian" Wallis
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 16
Sex: O
Hometown: boobville
Years Riding: 5
Favorite Resort: just married