A FUCK YOU
Submitted By: Dick Fitzwell

Overall impression of the riding: Thanks TW Snow for letting out the secret about Bozeman and Bridger in last months issue. Now all the Minnescortans and Easterners can get their trust-a-farrian parents to send them out here and fuck up the hertiage for the rest of us locals. FUCK YOU!
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: In pants where I get all the lovin
Best Lift: My Dick
Local Shop: MY Ass
Restaurant: Mcdonalds
Hangout: Bars with my homeboys
Place To Stay: In my room with blunts and sluts

Information Submitted By:
Name: Dick Fitzwell
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 21
Sex: M
Hometown: Bozeman, MT
Years Riding: 10
Favorite Resort: Montana mountains