Overall impression of the riding: Hot... This place is the best slick, and wet.
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: Panties
Best Lift: clitoris
Local Shop: HOotchies Inn
Restaurant: pussyEaters
Hangout: just above the clitoris lift
Place To Stay: between the mounds at titfuck motel
Information Submitted By:
Name: Gomez
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
Age: 21
Sex: M
Hometown: Los Angeles
Years Riding: 12
Favorite Resort: Pamelas Mound