my backyard
Submitted By: peinis wrinkley geoge(deformed)

Overall impression of the riding: i jumped off my trailor onto a bunghole kid and i ended up killing him gees man kids these days.i just farted it smells like a fart. the ski patrol rescued him the kid ended up with a shoe up his ass for the rest of his life the end do you like my life story they don't have any jumps yo yo my cousin has big jugs like huge yo unbelevable for a fat chic
Rank on a scale of 1 - 5 (Five being best, one being suckiest)
Overall Terrain: 5
Lift Service: 5
Mountain Personnel: 5
Attitude Towards Snowboarders: 5
Halfpipe: 5
Snowboard Park: 5
Recommendations for future visitors:
Secret Stash: watch out for bungholes
Best Lift: the latter to the roof of my trailor
Local Shop: whats a shop ??
Restaurant: taco bells dumpster
Hangout: hooters (my cousin works there)
Place To Stay: hooters dumpster

Information Submitted By:
Name: peinis wrinkley geoge(deformed)
E-Mail Address: forgot.com
Age: 91
Sex: O
Hometown: west side trailor park
Years Riding: 90
Favorite Resort: my backyard